Retrophilia
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
You know, when dealing with the seventies, it's easy to make fun of the fashion. Too easy. So with this entry, I'm not going to focus on the fashion. It's admittedly questionable, but it's not the weirdest thing going on with this ad. No, seriously — make the jump and see!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
This muscle guy is clearly in good shape. But how did he get this way? Probably by eating right and going to a gym and lifting weights every hour he wasn't doing something else. I can certainly tell you he didn't get into that shape by using the exercise device you'll find after the jump!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
From the cropped sample image to the right, you can already tell that this week's entry is going to be a print ad for Diet 7UP. The catch to this one is the pair of celebrities doing the hawking. See, there's nothing inherently weird or funny about this ad aside from the completely mismatched endorsers. Make the jump to see what I mean!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Doesn't she look lovely? Of course she does — she's in an advertisement. And as everyone knows, you never look as good as the model in the picture when you wear the same outfit. Whether it's Photoshop, professional styling or even just good lighting, models will always turn out better than real people. It's their job. But this dress, in particular, has a very unique feature that will ensure that it would never look as good in real life as it does in this photo.
Go on and make the jump to see what I'm talking about!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
See, now if Jessica Simpson had just eaten Star-Kist tunafish, she wouldn't have been so confused as to whether it was tuna or chicken in the can. Of course, this advertising campaign from 1960 is still kind of confusing to me. Go ahead and make the jump and see if you agree...
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Fashion is very subjective. One man's trash can be another man's treasure. And what's great about this ad is that it's not even supposed to be about the outfit, but that's really all you can see. Make the jump and find out what I mean!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Look at that happy couple, so in love. But from that shot you can't really tell what it is. Painting? Sculpture? Trust me when I tell you that you won't be able to guess. So just make the jump, and prepare to be a little creeped out!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Why just look at this chipper little fellow. Doesn't his plaid shirt make him look rugged? Yeah, I didn't think so, either. So I guess the only real question left is if the guy is a bottom or a top, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Oh come on — it's not as dirty as you think. Make the jump and see what I mean!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Looking back at some of the egregious wardrobe choices in the '60s and '70s is always good for a laugh, but you know, hair and makeup changed just as much over the decades, and can sometimes be even weirder.
Like this Max Factor ad you're going to find after the break. Warning: Very girly pink ahead!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Oh dear. Look at this poor fellow. He's styled very '70s, isn't he? The shaggy hair, full beard, gold chains and cheesy sunglasses. It's just all so very unfortunate.
But as bad as his head is, wait until you see what he's wearing after the jump!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
Remember when you used to get stuff with your bread? Like trading cards or stickers or whatever? Ah, the good ol' days. I used to drive my mom crazy pawing at the package of bread trying to get the card to a see-through area so I could see if it was one I wanted. But lets go back to an even crazier time when you could get something even better from your bread! Make the jump and find out what!
retrophilia (ret troh FEE lee uh) n. 1 An intense attraction for things of the past. 2 a weekly series for popsucker wherin the irrepressible Wootini reveals the horrors of the past to the present to avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
I know the Fourth of July is already over, but I figured I'd keep the patriotic spirit going a little bit longer with this sexy and patriotic little ad for Cannon towels that I found on the interwebs. I wouldn't exactly say that it's NSFW, but it's not exactly completely SFW either. And if that's not enough to get you to make the jump, I don't know what is!
And girls who like girls who like stuff!
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